Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Is this thing on?

Good Lord, it looks like it's up to me to represent the middle ground. On one side of me we have a guy making references so obscure Dennis Miller is saying "I don't get it", and on the other side of me we have his son providing video links of people f-ing furniture. Unfortunately the clip of the chihuahua getting it on with a doberman was down, otherwise we could have all enjoyed that. Glad to see people using this technology for the advancement of society.



Before we continue, you should know a little bit more about myself. I'm a typical almost middle age guy. I could stand to lose 10-15 lbs and I tell everyone I'm working on it. And by working on it I mean not finishing the twelve pack over the weekend this time. Or eating the last hot dog at the table. But damnit, it won't be as good tomorrow, so......I JUST ATE THE HOT DOG!! Oh I wish I hadn't. Now I feel bad about eating the hot dog, I'll probably drink a beer so I won't feel so bad. Man , that was the last of the twelve pack.... As you can see, I live my life in a shame spiral. Oh yeah, I like football, walks on the beach, and 12th century French literature.


Now to the news....


This just in, the NBA had a ref on the take. This is almost as surprising as finding out that Bush does not have an exit strategy in Iraq. All this time I was thinking that road teams that were favored by 4 1/2 were committing senseless fouls in the last three minutes because their heads just weren't in the game. Almost as surprising as.....


Lindsay Lohan caught driving drunk (again) and having some blow in tow. NBA refs are now taking bets on what comes first for Lindsay - bad VH1 reality show or 'comeback' spread in Playboy.


Steelers' training camp is underway in Latrobe, PA. Latrobe is the former home of Rolling Rock (From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer....) and Arnold Palmer. There, I tried to educate you a bit with the blog. Anyway, someone take Roethlisberger's motorcycle keys and put him in a big plastice gerbil bubble until the start of the season. Polamalu is now the best paid Steeler in history. He's versatile, but can he play QB if needed?

Until next time....

2 comments:

mhass30 said...

The Requested Chihuahua/Doberman video.

Michael J. Hassett said...

Truly scary picture and hilarious mini-bio! As Good As News Readers want more posts from Connecticut, less NY Times obscurity.