Sunday, June 17, 2007

Dr. Taffoff, I presume

Today's NY Time's feature on a model's visit to a tattoo removal chain named Dr. Tattoff sparked thoughts of a more primitive treatment, one that might be more effective, certainly more fun, in the proper case - tattoo modification. Spurned boyfriend of Jane - do not visit Dr. Tattoff until you locate new love - Janet. The tat is the thing here, sexual reorientation may be required - when Judy dumps you, settle for Rudy. Genre switches encouraged, the model in our feature story doesn't need to erase Patrick, just become a hockey fan and show it with Hat trick. Terrorists going mainstream, tat removal need not hurt - switch Osama to Obama and forget the long sleeved shirt.

Comments, particularly additional tattoo modification suggestions, welcome.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No tattoo modifications, but willing to change name to Patrick to date Deal or No Deal model.